Paris Hilton lands "huge DJ contract" in Ibiza

As reported by TMZ:  

"Paris Hilton's first major stint as an international club DJ was a huge success -- in fact, the legendary nightclub where Paris spent the past couple of months has already signed P for 2014...We spoke to the owner of the club who admits he was "nervous" when he first signed Hilton earlier this year -- but his fears were alleviated quickly when she stepped in to the booth ... and the crowds went insane. "The number of people attending kept on growing and the positive word of mouth in Ibiza was just phenomenal," the owner tells us.

Kaskade said it best: